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ohhwendypeffercorn:
“ nudepalettes:
“ mismatchedsocksquad:
“ Reblog the money spongebob to get coin
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spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills πŸ™πŸ½πŸ’΅πŸ’ΈπŸ’° hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)
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My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see
”

ohhwendypeffercorn:

nudepalettes:

mismatchedsocksquad:

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

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— 7 months ago with 359762 notes

rodgertheshrubber:

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

Has science gone too far

No

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— 7 months ago with 447778 notes

dm-clockwork-dragon:

nunyabizni:

angryinkeddrunk:

aliyamirat:

Burger Queen.

THIS IS QUALITY

The Sex Pistols tho

Somehow, I feel like she’s in on this.

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— 7 months ago with 131688 notes
dianapforlunch:
“Reblog Gal Gadot as Batman for 10,000 years of good luck
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dianapforlunch:

Reblog Gal Gadot as Batman for 10,000 years of good luck

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— 7 months ago with 134406 notes

THE SIGNS DURING THE PURGE

Aries:*runs naked through the streets*
Taurus:*sells drugs to their fellow purgers*
Gemini:*kills their spouse because they were getting annoyed of them*
Cancer:*litters and calls it a night*
Leo:*watches people killing each other in the streets with popcorn*
Virgo:*hacks the nation broadcasting system and plays porn*
Libra:*breaks into Walmart and stocks up on food*
Scorpio:*skips through the streets with a bloody machete like a maniac*
Sagittarius:*has the biggest (murder)party in the world and no cops can stop it #ProjectX*
Capricorn:*goes after all their enemies*
Aquarius:*hits up the mall*
Pisces:*let's all the zoo animals go free*
Sponsered by:The Purge Election Year, in theaters now! (not rlly LOL)
— 2 years ago with 2343 notes

hornyanhigh:

hello kitty protects my dank 🎀💫

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— 2 years ago with 3988 notes
when you’re 34 and need to feed your two sons at home so you have to try to be relevant to the youth to get attention to be able to pay the rent

britneysvagina:

slaveney:

dianauriewentz:

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Originally posted by xmidnightfantasy

when you’re a 34 year old mother of two and no longer have to worry about being “relevant to the youth” or getting their “attention” because you’ve already amassed a fortune of $395+ million and on top of that you’re also the c.e.o. of your own billion dollar empire who also gets paid close to $500k a night for your hour and a half performance at your wildly successful Vegas residency   

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funny how dianauriewentz slut shamed britney and called her attention seeking while at the same time reblogged that “Reasons Why Sexism Is Wrong” comic

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— 2 years ago with 36530 notes